Total Medals Earned: 2,780 (From 569 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,395 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Finish level 01
Finish level 02
Finish level 03
Finish level 04
Finish level 05
Finish level 06
Finish level 07
Finish level 08
Finish level 09
Finish level 10
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (95/390 points)
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/365 points)
Reach first checkpoint
Collect 10 coins
Reach first half of all checkpoints
Collect 20 coins
Reach all checkpoints
Collect half of all coins
Collect all coins
Reach all checkpoints in a single run
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D